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Gallery of Pants

For all your pants needs

Created on 2003-11-21 05:37:40 (#1476686), last updated 2008-02-27

1,394 comments received, 2,434 comments posted

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Name:Justin
Birthdate:1974-05-06
Location:Stevenage, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Website:House Morpheus
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[info]thepantsmaster
User Number: 1476686
Date Created:2003-11-21
Journal entries: 146
Comments Posted: 1789
Comments Received: 969

How can you describe the Pantsmaster?
Oh yeah, that's right, with words.
Strengths:
Faster than Lee at opening time
More powerful than Balaams socks
Able to leap small objects while navigating the hallway.
Weaknesses: Sledgehammer to the groin
Special Skills:
Selective hearing
Run with scissors
Able to hang a potentialy infinite amount of pants out to dry all at once
Weapons:
Wit
Sarcasm
Innuendo
Cosmic control rod
Motto: Never eat yellow snow


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I have a large collection of pants.
It's not that I actually collect them or something. I don't have some sort of pants fetish... I just seem to have lots of them.
And you know what it's like, you don't wash clothes until they are all dirty and you have no other choice. Lets put it this way, when I put a load of pants into the wash, it's a whole washing machine load. Have you ever tried to hang that many pairs of pants out to dry? It's not easy I can tell you!
Ask evilgood about my hanging gallery of pants, he couldn't beleive it! Neither could I frankly... I mean, it's not like it was even all of them!
Mental note: Write a better bio.
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